By Drake Nanda

"Does anyone know when we can catch the next ferry out of Jambukolapattana?" This was the question of the day in 1998 when a particular group of Sri Lankans were in need of a ferry boat ride to the other side of the island, which is about the same size as West Virginia, in a bad way. It was perhaps one of the most urgent types of calls for water transportation. The Sri Lankan nationals in question were members of the armed services and they were being shot at by a seasoned, guerilla, rebel army, numbering only a fraction of their own forces, who had them trapped on a peninsula jutting into the Palk Strait between the southern tip of the Asian sub-continent and Sri Lanka. Jambukolapattana is more commonly known as Jaffna, both a peninsula and a port, but it looked more like a dead end as the rebels closed in.

Sri Lanka hangs like a teardrop from the southern tip of India. Is it a tear of joy for the idyllic environment of a tropical island paradise ringed by cinnamon-gold beaches, or a tear of sorrow for the civil war that has disrupted, but not devastated, the country for the last 20-odd years? While the southwestern side of the island basks in a middle-class glow of sunny suburbs, shopping malls, and SUVs, the northeastern side of the island is rebel territory held by a group that is so fanatical in its determination that soldiers wear amulets of cyanide around their necks to be employed in case of capture. Welcome to the land of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, with Eelam being the name of their break-away homeland. So devoted is their leader to the cause that he has exhorted his own troops to kill him if he delivers anything less than total victory in their fight for an independent Eelam. Although a bit kooky, it is a policy that California’s leaders should consider as they dismantle the economic foundation of our own sunny homeland.

The ferries that brought the Sinhalese Buddhist majority to the island docked in the 6th century, Before the Common Era (BCE). The local population of Tamil Hindus subsequently became a minority on the island, but were a majority in the region including southern India. Although a minority, the Tamils were the chosen elite, anointed by the British colonial administration in then Ceylon from 1789 until independence in 1948. But after independence, the Sinhalese majority began to assert its place at the table by eliminating English as the official language and replacing it with Sinhalese. This was the first bad idea that has led to a string of bad ideas that has put Sri Lanka where it is today, and keeps Jaffna a hostage port, surrounded by Tigers waiting to pounce.

But there may be otherworldly help for Sri Lanka as there was in the past. Some "experts" have found a prehistoric, man-made land bridge from the island to the Indian mainland from recent Space Shuttle photographs. As the now submerged structure has been dated to approximately 1.75 million years ago, long before organized societies emerged anywhere on earth, the only plausible explanation offered is that it was built with the help of, or indeed by, extra-terrestrials. It may require a lot of faith to swallow that one, but not much more than it would take to envision an end to war on this teardrop in paradise.