The Second Coming
Guy Span, S.D.
Your intrepid reporter was on the ferry, basking in the warmth of
the setting sun, enjoying the glow of an adult beverage, when his
solitude was abruptly interrupted.
“Hello, Guy.”
“Oh hello, Ken,” your reporter said softly, certain that the
solace of his undisturbed Bay view was all but shattered.
“You know, I’ve been thinking about that plan to build new
airport runways for SFO out in the Bay…” <Well, nobody else
was…> “and I think it’s a bad idea. You see…” <and
once Ken gets launched, you just have to kick in all digits to try
and follow along> “basically, SFO is a bad airport–that is,
it’s in the wrong place. Many flights are cancelled due to fog
and weather conditions. Why, once I was at SFO and my United
flight to Miami was due in from Hawaii but it couldn’t land so
it was diverted to Oakland, where it rested for a few hours until
the fog lifted. Then, for a brief shining moment, the United
monitor reported that my flight was arriving into SFO from
Oakland. I should have taken a picture.”
Your reporter chuckled in sympathy, “Well, a few fog problems
doesn’t make the premiere airport in the Bay Area a bad airport,
now does it?”
“Well, tell me how building more runways into the Bay is going
to solve the fog problem?” he asked.
“Ah, well, perhaps less water area will…”
“Nonsense,” said Ken.
Trying again, “Perhaps with more runways spread further apart,
the planes can take off and land even in zero visibility.”
“Take off,” he admitted, “but landing would still be
difficult. No, the solution is not building more runways in the
foggy Bay, but to better utilize the runways that are already in
place.”
“And what runways would that be?” your reporter inquired
suddenly struck by the thought that for no apparent reason this
was the wrong question.
“Why the ones not affected by the fog over in Oakland, where my
plane landed. You see, there is capacity over in Oakland and much
better weather patterns. If the two airports were operated as one,
there would be far fewer flight delays.”
“Yes, and how will passengers and baggage get from Oakland back
to SFO where perhaps the connection is? You know it can take over
an hour to drive there?”
“That’s easy,” said Ken. “We build the famed “Second
Crossing,” which connects SFO to Oakland, and we can even
connect it to the SFO BART station and perhaps get some use for
that nearly wasted $1.5 billion extension.”
Your reporter actually snorted, “The Second Coming will come
before the Second Crossing.”
“Well, let’s think about that,” he said mildly. “The
problem here is to think regionally not locally. SFO wants to
spend billions building a bigger airport because that’s all
airport people can think about–how to make the empire a little
bigger. BART wants a Second Crossing because the first one is full
and more BART is all they know. Oakland wants a rail connection to
BART because they feel left out. All of these capital projects
together will cost billions; you can count on that. Individually,
they might have some relative utility value. But put together they
have no synergy. You see where I’m going?”
Your clueless reporter stared into the depths of his beverage
looking for inspiration and found only moral support. “You want
to connect BART from the Oakland Coliseum to the Oakland Airport
to SFO as the Second Crossing? That’s nuts. BART is way too slow
and what about all that baggage? And it still doesn’t solve the
runway problem.”
“Ah,” he said with a smile of satisfaction, “that’s only
if you use BART. What if you built a separate, very high-speed
train of 175 mph to operate between the three stations? Then you
would connect all the dots, except for the Balkanization factor...”
“The what factor? And that does NOT connect the dots.
Ridiculous! I read somewhere that for every modal change, some 20
percent of the potential riders are lost. And you are proposing
two of them. So it doesn’t solve all the problems.”
“The modal change issue is a red herring. Passengers dislike
modal change because it costs time and creates inconvenience.
However, if you can shoot them from Oakland to the Peninsula in
five to eight minutes, saving them time, they will then put up
with the inconvenience. And it does solve the problems. Instead of
spending billions building runways in the Bay, we build a very
high-speed tunnel train and use the two airports as one. Baggage
compartments can admit loaded baggage carts complete with the
airline containers. Passengers could arrive at either airport,
check their bags, and go fairly quickly to the gate at either
airport. In this manner, fog would not disrupt operations at SFO.
Also, SFO saves building environmentally unfriendly runways in the
Bay, Oakland no longer needs to build a transit connection, and
the Second Crossing gets built as a bonus.”
Your reporter was only slightly impressed. “That’s an
interesting idea, but it will never fly. You are talking about
three different agencies, each, as you pointed out, with their own
empires to guard. Cooperation between two competing airports will
never happen. BART would insist on its slow trains. Heck, there
are 23 different transit agencies in the Bay Area alone. No one
even knows how many other agencies, commissions, transit advisory
groups, mayoral transit task forces, airport commissions, and
local airport advisories that would all have to have some say in
such a plan. The sheer size of the input and competing agendas are
enough to make my prediction about the Second Coming correct.”
“That’s why I am talking to you about this, Guy. I wanted to
hear the voice of rational mediocrity.” <Hey, wait one…>
“Got to run. See you,” he said cheerily, as he descended to
the main deck, no doubt already hatching up some other nefarious
scheme.